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classyprostitute:

classyprostitute:

im sleep

i was actually never sleep

im gonna actually be sleep now

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bukkakewindmill:

remembers that favorite work of fanfiction last updated over two years ago

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stridercestprince:

when Dave’s like 5 he gets really mad a bro and threatens to run away and never come back

and bros like idc fucking do it bc he’s mad too and he even goes as far as to open the door for Dave to leave

and the kid huffs and stomps out the door and he’s stays away for like five hours (bro’s kind of freaking out because shIT what if something happens to him!?!????)

and Dave gets into a tiff with one of the neighborhood cats and comes home crying with a bunch of scratches and stuff

and bro just sighs and disinfects them all and takes the time to put hello kitty bandaids on each and every scratch

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whosthisdouchefag replied to your post: do you remember that time no one was sexually…

im more ugly naked oke muah smooches ur cheeks

how would you even know that omfg

do you remember that time no one was sexually attracted to me

haha yeah me too 

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posted: 7 hours ago

how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial

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